When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...