What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!