An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.