Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...