Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...