How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!