Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!