Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...