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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...