Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...