Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...