Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...