What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...