IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...