Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Help stories from Tech Support
|Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...