What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...