Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...