Mouse Tse Tung!
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Winnie The ????
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Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
I have a keyboard error
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...