After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Computer problem report
|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...