Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...