Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Emersom
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How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...