There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...