The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!