At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...