Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...