When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...