After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The twelve days after Christmas
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Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...