Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Real opcodes
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Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...