12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”