A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Mothers taught us
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Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Do you see the dead bird?
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Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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An ode to old age
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