yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!