Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...