What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....