Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...