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There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
walking holiday in Ireland
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New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
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DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Men come in three sizes…
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