Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Documentation products
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...