Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...