Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.