Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...