Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Your father is drunk
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...