SOTALLY TOBER
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After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
I’m sending out some cards
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Solution to the Y2K problem
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
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What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
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Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...