Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...