ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...