A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...