Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...