Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.