The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...