Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...