Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.