Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...