Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!