Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...